It's true. I haven't. But I have reasons.
The good reason is that I've been working on a lot of big writing assignments recently.
The okay/frightening/crazy reason is that my wedding is exactly one month from today.
And thanks to those two things, I've been having a fair number of freak out moments. Actually, about an hour ago I almost passed out because I thought I had lost an important document for a work assignment that's due tomorrow. I'm not being hyperbolic. When I couldn't find the document I laid down on my bed with my laptop and started hyperventilating and sweating. After an eternity (2 minutes), I found it (I knew I had saved it! I promise I'll never ever save things under weird names again!), but I stood up too fast and my heart was still pounding like crazy, so I almost passed out.
But you know what? On December 9th, I'm going to wake up and place the following room service order: a waffle with fruit and whipped cream, juicy sausage (or some kind of equally juicy and savory breakfast meat), a pot of coffee and the biggest serving of mimosa money can buy. After I eat and drink it all (and lick my champagne glass), I'm going right back to sleep.
And then I'll probably have a series of violent nightmares. But overall, I think it will be a good day.